Match

Letter #92

Karen, whoah!

How did you get away with that panty shot! I couldn’t even get these Matchheads to post the TOTALLY innocent headshot I wanted as my primary photo because there must have been too much diffuse white light in the background or something. You definitely must have dated somebody on the inside. I’ve looked at a few hundred of these two-fisted sob stories, and NO ONE has used “FULL PACKAGE” except you. What’s your secret? Let me know.

Egbert