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Letter #73

Dear Motionmuse:

Let’s see:

1) God-fearing. Nope.

2) Willing to pay for a cup of coffee. Yup.

3) Funny & lighthearted. Yup.

4) Krispy Kreme. Nope.

5) Donut. Nope.

6) McDonald’s once a year. Yup.

7) Lean, fit, & healthy lifestyle. Yup.

8) Fake teeth. Nope.

9) Gold teeth. See above.

10) Artificially whitened teeth. Nope.

Honestly, though, you don’t ask for much; what, may I ask, are you offering?

Egbert