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Letter #24

Dear Very Beautiful Woman:

I do hope you are joking about becoming a housewife. You should not be one. You should be a queen. And, as Queen, you should have servants to do your housework. Me, I will be your most humble tutor. From time to time, I will point out to your Grace’s attention, slight errors, which if corrected, will better your appearance before the world at large. For instance, you made a small mistake in your spelling, and might consider changing “Desprerate” to “Desperate.” Please accept my attention to this tiny detail as nothing more than a desire to see Your Beauty’s perfection reflected in the words you write as well.

Humbly,

Egbert