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Letter #12

Dear GoGotcha:

Please don’t take me the wrong way, but I don’t see how you can say you are “Not looking for Sex.” With a picture of you stretched out on the sand like a lamb chop with jeans as tight as your skin on, and a shirt so open I don’t even have to tilt my head to see halfway down your beautiful boobs, any straight man is going to want to take you straight to bed. Mix that up with your love of beer & barbecue, and it all spells out “great girl for fun time.” Mind you, that is not a bad thing, not at all. You do in fact look like, sound like, give off all the vibes that you are friendly, open, bubbly, and incredibly sexy. But, I doubt that with your being surrounded by all the big lugs in your pictures, and the less than letter-perfect profile you’ve written (which you do need to proofread or get someone to help you with), you’re attracting anything close to the kind of men you seem, perhaps, to really be interested in.

Remember, you attract what it looks like you’re selling. And if you really want something else, you need, in my honest opinion, to do a pretty major makeover here. If you do want what it looks you’re selling, then you are a blessed woman who can certainly choose any creature that crawls up from the bottom of the sea and over to you on the sandy beach you’re lying on she wants.

Just being straight up.

Egbert