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Dear Sakura,

It's strange that a hedonistic little go-getter such as yourself should cross that Austrian billionaire off your list. After all, with so many children and so much money, you know the dude was good for something. I mean, for that bitch-goddess of a governess to stick with him, he had to have given her something real good. And those other fellas you mention in the silver screen, they're all just different shades of the same kind of plastic puppetry, in my opinion. Don't get me wrong: I'm not espousing, as it were, a roll in the hay with a Kaiser von Somebody. I am no Prince Neo, nor was meant to be, but I'm no attendant lord either. . .I myself am more the Prince Hamlet type: vain, sexy, over-involved, over-stimulated, deeper and more intelligent than is generally good for the usual posy-ringed girl to deal with. But, you're a Wall Streeter. You're smart. I bet we could cuddle up one afternoon when you ditch your job and I ditch mine and read verses of Lao Tzu in soft white sheets together, and teach each other like children learn to smile; and then, in our afternoon sleep, we may for a spell return to being the perfect blocks of woods we once were and originally are, as the text goes.

Egbert

 

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