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Dearest Chrysalis:
My first wife went to Dartmouth.
My second wife went to Columbia.
The first girl I slept with went to Yale.
The last one went to Harvard.
My brother went to Princeton.
My sister went to Amherst.
My son goes to Wesleyan.
But I went to Middlebury.
Except for maybe my son, I'm smarter than them all.
Do you think I have a chance?
Egbert
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