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Hi, Ckl2cldkny:
I've never had a practical kind of realpolitik relationship to both parties' mutual advantage before, but I couldn't help noticing, besides the monikers embedded in your screenname, that you are an editor and a writer, as you say "by trade." I could use a person with a good brain, a good ear, and a good pen with the heart of Ms. Theresa and the pluck of Mr. Jones to listen to my texts and get them to the right places and desks. To risk immodesty, no, to be flat-out immodest: I will be the find of your life, that way. In return, my prodigious powers will be backed by prodigious, ample, fair stores of regenerative warmth and kindness that will bathe you in comfort, swaddle you in laughter, and protect you, to the extent that I can, from idle swarms of locusts, clouds of gnats, and small groups of evil-doers.
Yours,
Egbert
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