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Dear Pinkroadster:

 

Please complete the following Match Guy Aptitude Test (MGAT). When finished, please submit your answers to me for correction.

 

Thank you.

 

Egbert

 

1.  The guy on Match is

a) nice but insincere

b) bright but not brilliant

c) dull but not dumb

d) forward thinking but not revolutionary

e) eager but not crazy

 

2. The guy on Match lives

a) too far away to commit

b) too far away to love

c) too close for me to see other guys

d) far away enough to miss me when he's not here

e) around the block

 

3. The guy on Match is probably

a) a faithful and romantic man at heart

b) a two-bit sonovabitch at heart

c) a tranny

d) a trust fund alcoholic

e) a dangerous sociopath

 

4. I like the guy on Match because

a) he will eat of my hand, night or day

b) he's cute enough for now

c) he's orginal and daring, even at his own expense

d) he's rich and famous

e) someone I know dated him already

 

5. Most guys on Match

a)  suck

b) have great six-packs

c) are virgins

d) are cultured, worldly, and speak several languages

e) know how to make a girl laugh

 

6. The guy on Match probably likes me because

a) like me, he's thinking about law school

b) like me, he's thinking about medical school

c)  like me, he's thinking about becoming a chartered  financial analyst

d) I wrote him back already one time

e) he just thinks I'm beautiful, funny, and smart

 

7. Going out on a date with the guy on Match would  probably lead to

a) the feeling that I was being listened to by someone  cares about what I have to say

b) both of us seeing what the other is like

c) me talking to him about stuff that makes me happy as  well as concerned

d) unexpected sex with him all night long until the  pigeons are cooing

e) a belief in love, even if it doesn't seem practical

 

8. Even if in the end it doesn't work out for me and the  guy on Match, I will be happy to have known him because

a) he will have been kind and gentle to me

b) he will have been a passionate and solid lover with an  excellent body

c) he will have made me feel good about myself

d) he will have made me realize or affirm that not all  guys are shitheads

e) all of the above

 

9. My number one reservation about going out on a date  with the guy on Match is

a) I actually think guys are pretty yucky

b) he's way older than I am

c) I don't think he can really be serious about me

d) I'm actually afraid of finding a really good guy

e) I actually like to keep this Match-thing at a distance

 

10. If I were to go out on a date next weekend with the  guy from Match, I'd tell him I'd be comfortable going  to

a) that internet café on 14th Street

b) the Pegu Club in Soho

c) Katz's on Houston for pastrimi sandwiches

d) just somwhere for coffee

e) the Spice Market for dinner in the meat-packing  district

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