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Dear Stacey,
You described me to a tee. But skipped right by. How come? It's ok. Seriously. I stopped expecting anything from this site. Please, I beseech you, don't take that with any negative scent. There isn't any. It just appears to me that the moment anything more than the usual humdrum, "I'm a well-rounded, laid-back gentleman looking for an attractive woman looking to definitely have two children" appears up on the screen, the horseman zips by that lamppost. You said you wanted a "a dragon-slayer, a shape-shifter, a warrior," well, my actual name, not my pseudo Finno-Ugric one, means, in one particular context, "shape-shifter." But, all that is just too upfront and overboard and vibrant, to use a pretty dead word, to myself describe here. I do have to say, though, I don't get the wink thing. I'd never wink at Uma Thurman in bar, and I wouldn't wink at you. I mean, it's like you've been maundering in my ear already with your very to point profile; and my feeling is if a guy doesn't know what he wants to say to you by this point, it's pretty hopeless. Please, I also hope that you understand that I'm really not looking to meet anyone anymore. I look at this place where maybe a nice quick conversation can happen at the depot before either your or my bus comes. And then, one of us gets on.
Egbert
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