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Dear Lori434:
The last thing a chick as hot as you are needs to do is take half her clothes off online. But, I confess, I do get a kick out of the cat woman* with a PhD approach. It does take some real chutzpah to do it. So, mazel tov. However, as I'm sure your overstuffed inbox is living proof of, a little Asian herbivore like you is probably attracting only big dumb white carnivores who roam the streets like overstuffed, cholesterol-impeded wolves. If that's the type of animal you want, more power to you; if you want a lithe, nimble, Blake-like Tyger who's as smart as any beast you may ever find prowling the planet with a couple of XY-chromosomes, write back, and give my cage a little rattle.
*yes, I know I've mixed the cat and herbivore stuff, but it sounds too good to change it, unless you can think of another sexy vegetarian animal, besides you, of course.
Egbert
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