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Honey,
It's always the self-proclaimed Christian girls who have the most provocative profiles. Here you are, spoon in mouth, holding a piece of apple pie and a sexy boob shot to every heathen boy out there. You make me want to convert. But, I'm afraid, since you work for your Dad's company, that the wrath of God Himself, is not too far away from your Formica kitchen counter. I swear, I wish I were devout. For a girl as pretty as you, I'd eat your faith and Lord in a heartbeat.
Egbert
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