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Dude, aka AMd511:

 

Not only did you "grow up like a tomboy," you write like a guy. Only guys write like, "I did this. I did that," (unless you're one of those "Russian ladies" who are trying scam some desperate middle-aged loser who thinks he's special because a table of four con artists thousands of miles away in West Africa have got the love-squeeze on his money). Don't get me wrong; it's not that I don't like it. I think like a girl does most of the time. A little bit of this. A little bit of that. Give me a subject; give me a predicate--I know what to do to with them, but I wonder what it would be like to date them? Let me tell you a lie I love telling (because of your confession of loving music but not being able to carry a tune): I've looked a hundred people in the eye and told them I've got perfect pitch like it was about as interesting to me as red and blue mixed make purple. Perfect pitch? My foot! Does that qualify as having a warped sense of humor? Even if we never meet, or if we do and don't turn out to be each other's "kindred spirit," you look and sound like a terrific person.

 

Egbert

# 114

 

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