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Hi, Roseyfuture222:

 

No offense, but I don't believe a word of your profile.

 

Nobody who looks as beautiful as you do picture after picture after picture needs Match or anybody to find her way out of anywhere; I don't care if it's Detroit, Lima, or Shanghai, as the case may be. And if you are for real, that might be worse. Any man who was in your company would give up his entire life just to look at you for a straight hour. I thank the dog of Egypt that if in fact you are indeed for real, if the writing is yours, which is perfect by the way, and goes along with the person represented in the photos, by the Great Pyramid's cornerstone, I thank great Isis herself, nay, I thank Osiris, I thank the hands that tore the poet himself to pieces and threw his remains in the river, that you are thousands and thousands and thousands of miles away.

 

Egbert

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